Tuesday, November 18, 2008

Happy bday One hole

Bday boy. cock hair look. lol.
hey man...
happy bday to the loudest, talkative, dirtiest but good and loyal fren Goh Wan Hoe. ur a lucky ass cause ur in penang or u will hav the biggest rape of ur life. But then again, i somehow have this feeling tht u will enjoy it. n thinking of tht grosses me out. haha

anyway, happy bday dude. hav a fun one.

Ben loman. ah beng look.

Excited look. Or izit horny look...ohh shit.

dun emo. catch nemo. <--- ???. i remember someone said tht to me b4. sweat... so...yea. go catch nemo. HAHA.

Wednesday, November 12, 2008

The Flights: 1st leg

i hate flying. well, i used to like it, till jetstar cancelled my sydney to kl flight n changed it to sydney darwin then singapore. Well, this is my path back home:

Launceston ---> Sydney: 2 hours
At Sydney, 2 days 2 nights
At Sydney airport, 4 hours
Sydney ---> Darwin: 6 hours
At Darwin, 5 hours
Darwin ---> Singapore: 5 hours
At Singapore, One night
Singapore ---> JB: 1 hour
At JB, 2 hours
JB ---> Kuching: 1 hour 30 min.
At Kuching airport, 10 min

:p

i hate flying. if not of tim i would hav died. we were half dead at darwin. butthen it was quite fun too. talking shit all the way. :D

So. my first leg of the journey. Launceston to Sydney. Left my dear dear, miss u so much and say bye bye to ariff they all....gonna miss u guys too. but not as much as my dear dear :P. Then, fly lo.

so nice to see my sis again. but first thing she say when she saw me was not "hey!!! *hug*" or "im so happy to see u!",.....she said "omg! ur hair, so long and ugly" (somewhere along those lines). :P bleh.

Oh, i go sydney to stay with my sis. To visit sydney for 2 days. So, wads the first thing ppl think of when they think of Sydney. The beautiful-from-far-but-nothing-special-close-up Sydney Opera house
laaaa. :D

so first day, go circular quay with my sis. Thts this seaport thing where the opera house and harbour bridge is at. N so many big buildings wei!! i damn sakai...ooo aaaa at everything. haha.

"asian!! ooooo"
"tall building, ooo"
"opera house, waaaa"
"train!! waaaa"

like a katak di bawah tempurung masuk ke dalam kampung (mix of two peribahasa). :P

whoops. pic wrong way. tilt ur head la. it isnt hard. :P

OMG! Sydney Opera house!

Sydney Harbour Bridge looks like im holding tht yellow taxi boat eh? credit goes to my sis...

Circular quay. Beautiful mannn. :D n LOOK!!! Tall buildings. oooo.
Got boats going to zoos and beaches. i Want to go. but no time. mebbe next time. hee

Along circular quay also got those street performers. Like swallow sword la, blabla. Tht day all i saw was abo music. Reminds me of the Uruk-hai in Lord of the Rings.

Pose of the day. Three times dy. LOL

OOPs. tilt tilt. Me n my sis. Do we look alike?

The story behind this pic is i saw someone with a BIG camera. Then he take picture of sydney opera house like this. Then i saw and was like, oo...proffessional photographer, must be he take good photographs so i follow him and take this pic too. i was planning to follow him summore, but my sis say i crazy. So, nice ke the photo? ;P

Me and my sis again :P

After a while, i got sick of opera house. haha. so we went n walk around looking for things to eat and go to something like salamanca market. Bought smth for my dear (its a surprise). Then we go to the city.
This is lindt chocolate. hee. look. my lousy shit ass phone. hope motorola pays me for advertising the shitty phone.

Some pavillion thingy. was trying to lure the pigeon to me so i could grab it. but pigeons are smarter than they look.

Ornamentation to the max babe. Tim sure like one.

Had stomach ache. then chun chun pass marriot hotel. So go shit there lo. haha. very grand the inside. n im wear so "low-class" and hav long scruffy hair with a army cap on. But i acted well, i walked in, nodded at the doorman like im some important persons son. lol. 5-star shitting experience in sydney.
im so happy to hav left my mark at such a grand place. :P
no pics of the inside though. cant blame me la. i sakit perut ba, still got time take pictures meh.

Salamance market?

Last of all we go Hyde park, some famous park la in the city. Got fountain, got gothic building n lots of purple trees! i love the purple trees!

Gothic building and fountain at hyde park.

Whos that pokemon!!! Its Squirtle! squirrrrtle squirrrtle....

I called this the gay fountain. Then i realised the other dude is not a guy. but a minotaur. thts gross man.
My sis say hes fighting the minotaur. Butthen i think differently. I mean, common la...look at the bloody pose. :P

Can u see the uncanny resemblence? Just tht cant see my wee wee n no water shooting out my ass like some peacock. :P

we lied on the grass for a while. damn nice n relaxing. N all the ang mohs all wearing bikinis and all
wawaweeee.. but then instead of looking at them, i called trolley and toked to her. im such a good boy, no?

Thats all for now. :P
1st day of sydney done. bleh. with such slow connection, i feel even lazier to blog. though now ive got lots of stuff to blog.

PS: i din hav a memory card for my camera. so i had to take pictures with caution. :D. explains also y i din take crazy lots of pictures and after sydney no more pics...pics of me n tim half dead. :D